[Kalki Koechlin:] Source: LYBIO.net Ladies do you think rape is something men do out of a desire for control empowered by years of patriarchy. You clearly have been mislead by the notion that women are people too because lets face it ladies. Rape it’s your fault. It all begins with what you wear. Scientific study suggests that women who wear skirts are the leading cause of rape. Do you know why, because men have eyes, in fact? Here are some examples of provocative clothing that could cause rape. [Juhi Pandey:] Source: LYBIO.net Notice the one thing they all had in common. That’s right, all women, no women no rape. Now some people might actually argue that the crime is committed by men and to these people I say who gives birth to these men. Right again it’s us. It’s my fault. [Kalki Koechlin:] Indian culture provides for several progressive methods to counter rape. For example, the god man prescribed, bhaiya. Where in, you just refer to your attacker as bhaiya and voilà rape cancelled. Now, bhaiya, bhaiya. Ladies this works every time. [Juhi Pandey:] Another way women shamelessly propagate rape is by working late into the night. Ladies why work late and be independent. In fact why work at all. That’s what husbands are for. Fun fact, if he is your husband, it’s not rape. [Kalki Koechlin:] Powerful people have been spreading rumors that things apart from you can cause rape. For example Chowmein. “Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts” Chowmein is made in the kitchen and who’s in the kitchen. [Juhi Pandey:] Movies. And who titillates men on screen. “Bollywood encourages women to abandon more demure clothing for “net (stockings) and miniskirt” ” [Kalki Koechlin:] And cell phone. “Mobiles are spoiling girls” Cell phones are made for talking and who talks a lot. [Juhi Pandey:] Source: LYBIO.net In fact to elucidate further here is a pie chart. LEADING CAUSE OF SEXUAL ASSAULTS 10% Men 90% Women As you can see, women are the leading cause of 100% of all sexual assaults. Oh, I’m sorry. The math is wrong. Clearly this pie chart was made by a woman. [Kalki Koechlin:] Now before we go, let’s not forget, if you’re tired of being humiliated by rape you can always go to the cops and be humiliated by them instead. [Policeman:] Madam when rape was happened, were you with boys? [Kalki Koechlin:] No, not. [Policeman:] Why you went out without boy’s protection? [Kalki Koechlin:] Well, actually there were a couple of my friends there. [Policeman:] See who are with boys at night? What will happen, so what did we learn today? [Kalki Koechlin:] Source: LYBIO.net It’s, it’s my fault. Thank you officer, thank you. And lastly ladies, stop seducing juveniles into raping you. They get let off easy. And that just makes you as statutory rapist. [Juhi Pandey:] And whose fault is that, it’s your fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. It’s my fault. [Kalki Koechlin:] It’s your fault. [Juhi Pandey:] Source: LYBIO.net It’s your fault. STOP BLAMING THE VICTIM